Fan Theories

Name: Gib
Email: Wthermans@chartertn.net
Theory:

This turns Christmas into a song about sex.

"Gonna stuff my present up your chimney"
"one of those christmas days we spend in bed."
"Cause baby you're my christmas joy, when your sucking on my candy cane"


Name: Brian
Email: demar097@aol.com
Theory:

It's obviously a song about spending Xmas having sex.

"it's gonna be one of those xmas days, we spend in bed"
"i'm gonna stuff my present up your chimney, and the 'melted snow' will make it our way"
"ypu're my xmas joy, when you're suckin on my candycane"

It's just a joke song filled with sexual innuendo


Name: KohlŽ
Email: punkpenguin31@aol.com
Theory:

Mayhap it's just me, but I think this song was just a little fun thing they did for shits and giggles to get them in the holiday spirit. It's all about sex, y'all!

*Gonna stuff my present up your chimney and the melted snow will make it all wet...*

*I will be your little drummer boy, I'll beat it till you feel no pain. Cos baby, you're my Christmas joy when you're suckin' on my candy cane!*

Now, come on people, how obvious is that?! 3EB are just a bunch of dirty little perverts.


Name: Stanton
Email: stantonshek@aol.com
Theory:

This song is simply about fucking, screwing, or having sex. Gonna stuff my presents up your chimney. The presents symbolize a penis. The chimney is a vagina. And the melted snow will make it all wet. Uhh wet pussy? Cause it's gonna be one of the those christmas days we spend in bed. I think that's self explanable. I will be your little drummer boy. And I'll beat it till you feel no pain. I will fuck you until you feel pleasure? Cause baby you're my christmas joy when you're sucking on my candy cane! You're my christmas joy when you suck my dick.

I am sorry about the dirty language. I tried to keep it under wraps in the beginning but my dirty big ass mouth (there it goes against) got the better of me.

One of those Xmas Days

(spoken)This is Third Eye Blind and we're hangin out in a
recording studio in Los Angeles, California
and we wanna wish everybody, the world famous KROQ,
a Merry Christmas and wish you a Merry Christmas, two, three

Gonna stuff my present up your chimney
And the melted snow will make it all wet (yeah!)
Cuz it's gonna be one of those Christmas Days
Spent in bed

bom bom bom bom

I will be your little drummer boy
I'll beat it till you feel no pain
Cuz baby you're my Christmas joy
When you're sucking on my candy-cane (ya hoo!)

bom bom bom bom

It's gonna be one of those Christmas Days
We spend in bed
It's gonna be one of those Christmas Days
We spend in bed

bom bom bom bom

(classic Stephan scream)
Merry Christmas!! (yeah)

Song Info

Musicians:

Kevin Cadogan
Brad Hargreaves
Stephan Jenkins
Arion Salazar

Can Be Found On:

KROQ Christmas, 1997

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