One of Those X-Mas Days

Lyrical Theories

Name: Gib
Email: Wthermans@chartertn.net
Song: One of Those X-mas Days

Theory:

This turns Christmas into a song about sex.

"Gonna stuff my present up your chimney"
"one of those christmas days we spend in bed."
"Cause baby you're my christmas joy, when your sucking on my candy cane"


Name: Brian
Email: demar097@aol.com
Song: One of Those Xmas Days

Theory:

It's obviously a song about spending Xmas having sex.

"it's gonna be one of those xmas days, we spend in bed"
"i'm gonna stuff my present up your chimney, and the 'melted snow' will make
it our way"
"ypu're my xmas joy, when you're suckin on my candycane"

It's just a joke song filled with sexual innuendo


Name: KohlŽ
Email: punkpenguin31@aol.com
Song: One of Those Christmas Days

Theory:

Mayhap it's just me, but I think this song was just a little fun thing they
did for shits and giggles to get them in the holiday spirit. It's all about
sex, y'all!

*Gonna stuff my present up your chimney and the melted snow will make it all
wet...*

*I will be your little drummer boy, I'll beat it till you feel no pain. Cos
baby, you're my Christmas joy when you're suckin' on my candy cane!*

Now, come on people, how obvious is that?! 3EB are just a bunch of dirty
little perverts.


Name: Stanton
Email: stantonshek@aol.com
Song: One of those Xmas Days

Theory:

This song is simply about fucking, screwing, or having sex. Gonna stuff my
presents up your chimney. The presents symbolize a penis. The chimney is a
vagina. And the melted snow will make it all wet. Uhh wet pussy? Cause
it's gonna be one of the those christmas days we spend in bed. I think
that's self explanable. I will be your little drummer boy. And I'll beat it
till you feel no pain. I will fuck you until you feel pleasure? Cause baby
you're my christmas joy when you're sucking on my candy cane! You're my
christmas joy when you suck my dick.

I am sorry about the dirty language. I tried to keep it under wraps in the
beginning but my dirty big ass mouth (there it goes against) got the better
of me.


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